Years of hands-on experience. A perfect track record. Not a single survivor to muddy the data. Frame it, hang it on the wall — you've earned this one fair and square.
A shirt for the plant killer who's reached full professional status. You didn't choose this specialty. The specialty chose you, one dead fern at a time.
Wear it when: someone asks if you're "good with plants" and you'd like to present your credentials.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
