A real whodunit. The plant is dead, the soil is bone-dry, and you — magnifying glass in hand — are absolutely determined to get to the bottom of it. No suspects. No leads. Definitely not you.
A shirt for the plant killer in deep denial, conducting a full investigation into a crime they personally committed. Case closed: it was the watering can, in the living room.
Wear it when: another houseplant mysteriously perishes and you'd like to formally pretend you have no idea why.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
