Grim Gardeners Club — Lifetime Member Tee

Some people track their plants' growth. You track how long they survive. One week. A personal best, and honestly, you're proud of it.

A shirt for everyone keeping score on a houseplant that never stood a chance. Small victories still count.

Wear it when: a plant in your care makes it past payday and you need the world to know.

— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.