Cordon it off. Roll out the tape. Chalk the outlines. What started as a hopeful little container garden is now an active investigation, and the evidence is overwhelming. There are no survivors, no witnesses, and exactly one suspect — standing right there with a watering can and a guilty look.
A shirt for the plant killer whose windowsill has become a matter for the authorities. You didn't mean for it to come to this. It always comes to this.
Wear it when: you survey the dead pots and realize the only thing missing is the police tape.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
