I Mistook "Indirect Sunlight" for Eternal Darkness Tee

The tag said indirect sunlight. You interpreted that generously — a shadowy corner, the back of a shelf, a spot the sun has never personally visited. Turns out plants meant some light, just not harsh light. A distinction you learned one pale, drooping casualty too late.

A shirt for the gardener who followed the instructions right off a cliff. You didn't overwater this one. You didn't forget it. You simply kept it somewhere a mushroom would struggle.

Wear it when: you're relocating another light-starved plant and quietly rereading what "indirect" was supposed to mean.

— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.