I Watered It. It Died Anyway Tee

You did everything right. You followed the instructions. You even talked to it. It died anyway. Some of us just have that gift.

A confession for the gardener who tries, truly tries, and still ends up holding a funeral for a fern. At least you're honest about it.

Wear it when: someone gives you a plant as a gift and you already know how this ends.

— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.