You saw the tag. "Low maintenance." Practically thrives on neglect, they said. Perfect for beginners. And technically they were right — it did take a little longer than usual to give up on you. A whole extra week, maybe. Progress.
A shirt for the hopeful gardener who reads the care label, believes it, and buries the plant anyway. "Hard to kill" was never a promise. It was a challenge, and you rose to it.
Wear it when: you're holding another wilted "beginner-friendly" plant, rereading the tag like it owes you an explanation.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
