Monday through Friday, you're the model plant parent. Watering on schedule, checking the light, whispering encouragement, hearts practically floating off you. Then the weekend hits and you become a different person entirely — distant, distracted, arms crossed, while the poor thing wilts in the corner wondering what it did wrong.
A shirt for the plant parent with two completely separate personalities and a houseplant caught in the middle. Consistency was never the plan.
Wear it when: it's Saturday, the plants need you, and you've simply clocked out of caring.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
