They call it a money tree. Symbol of prosperity, good fortune, abundance. In your care, it filed for Chapter 11 within the month. The leaves fell like a stock crash, the piggy bank tipped over in solidarity, and the only thing that grew was your overdraft of guilt.
A shirt for the plant parent whose luck runs out even on the lucky plants. Prosperity plant, meet your recession.
Wear it when: your money tree is bare and you're pretty sure the two events are related.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
