It's not their fault. They've been through things. The overwatering, the underwatering, the dramatic relocations to "better light" — it's a lot for a small fern to process. So now there's a couch, a notepad, and a standing weekly appointment.
A shirt for the plant parent whose houseplants have developed genuine trust issues. You're not a bad plant owner. You're just deeply involved in their emotional damage.
Wear it when: your plants are wilting and you suspect, deep down, that it might be a you problem.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
