Before the watering can comes out, there's a moment of quiet. Little leaves clasped together, eyes turned upward, a small green prayer for survival. They know what's coming. They've seen the others go. And still, hope flickers — maybe today, mercy.
A shirt for the plant parent whose houseplants have developed a spiritual practice rooted entirely in fear. You're not just a gardener. You're a higher power they answer to. Reluctantly.
Wear it when: you pick up the watering can and feel, somehow, that you're being prayed to.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
