You're just here to water. That's all. The watering can is full, the plant is thirsty, and the enormous scythe leaning right there in the corner is purely decorative. Coincidence. Ambiance. Pay it no mind.
A shirt for the gardener whose innocent intentions are slightly undercut by everything in the background. You love these plants. You would never. The scythe is just where you keep it.
Wear it when: someone asks why your houseplants keep mysteriously not making it, and you maintain full, sweet-faced deniability.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
