In theory, you have plants. In practice, you have a small graveyard with good lighting. You mean to water them. You think about watering them. And then you hold a quiet little funeral instead, popsicle stick and all.
A shirt for the gardener whose watering schedule is more of a eulogy schedule. The watering is rare. The mourning is a weekly event.
Wear it when: you're standing over another pot wondering where the time — and the plant — went.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
