The plants never stood a chance. But you show up anyway, watering can in one hand, apology in the other.
This is for everyone who's killed a cactus and still calls themselves a plant parent. Your track record speaks for itself — and now, so does your shirt.
Wear it when: you're at the garden center buying replacements for the replacements.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
