They told you it was impossible to kill. They were wrong. Even the aloe — the plant that survives neglect, drought, and outright abandonment — has slumped over and given up under your care. That's not bad luck. That's a talent.
A shirt for serial plant murderers and chronic overwaterers everywhere. If you've ever apologized to a succulent, this one's for you.
Wear it when: someone hands you a "beginner-friendly" plant and you both already know how it ends.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
