It wasn't one incident. It was a pattern. A trail of wilted victims, a reputation that preceded you, and finally a laminated notice with your name on it: banned, for life, from the botanical garden. Some people get memberships. You got a restraining order from the ferns.
A shirt for the plant parent whose reputation has officially preceded them. You love plants. The plants have filed paperwork.
Wear it when: you walk past a nursery and swear the staff lock eyes and reach for the phone.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
