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The Only Thing I Grow Is Guilt Tee

The Only Thing I Grow Is Guilt Tee

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You water it faithfully. You talk to it. You move it toward the light like the books said. And still — an empty pot, a little patch of bare soil where something used to try. You're not bad at this out of carelessness. You're bad at this with feeling.

A shirt for the gardener who pours genuine love into things that refuse to survive it. The plants are gone. The guilt is thriving. At least one thing grew.

Wear it when: you catch yourself watering a pot that hasn't held a living plant in weeks.

— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.

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