People fill their homes with hanging pothos and thriving monstera. You have a windowsill of empty terracotta and one cactus that somehow still didn't make it. Your apartment isn't a jungle. It's a climate zone — arid, unforgiving, technically hostile to life.
A shirt for the gardener whose interior décor is best described as "desert, but sadder." The Sahara at least has the occasional shrub. You have pots and ambition.
Wear it when: someone compliments your "minimalist" plant setup and you don't correct them.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
