They Promised It Was Unkillable. They Were Wrong. Tee

The tag said unkillable. Thrives on neglect. Impossible to mess up. The garden center practically dared you. And you, ever the overachiever, found the one path to failure they hadn't accounted for. Turns out "unkillable" was a suggestion, not a guarantee.

A shirt for the gardener who defeats the undefeatable — the snake plant, the ZZ, the pothos that survives everyone but you. They said it couldn't be done. You did it anyway. Twice.

Wear it when: you're holding another "beginner-proof" plant that somehow didn't make it, quietly rewriting the definition of unkillable.

— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.