You showed up. Full watering can, good intentions, ready to be the responsible plant parent you always meant to be. Unfortunately, you're about a week late, and the patient is already a pile of crispy brown leaves drooping over the pot. Timing was never your strong suit.
A shirt for the plant killer whose care always arrives just after the point of no return. You didn't forget. You just remembered at the worst possible moment.
Wear it when: you finally get around to watering and realize the funeral was days ago.
— Premium ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001). Printed to order. True to size.
